Why I NEVER Married…And NEVER Will!

Marriage Image Marriage Image Marriage Image Marriage Image Marriage Image Marriage ImageI think Slater and Gordon solicitors summed it up nicely for me…in just one days worth of tweets, surprisingly enough.

I have been single since the year 2000 and wouldn’t change it for the world…I LOVE BEING SINGLE.

No point in anyone waiting for my wedding bells…because they will NEVER be ringing for me, under any circumstances.

FREE AS A BIRD ALWAYS AND I LOVE FLYING SOLO.

PS. To the grotty, misogynist loser who called me a slag because I wouldn’t let him get his feet under my table, 3 sexual partners between 1996 and 2015 does not make me a slag. Don’t judge all women on the behaviour of your mum and girlfriend. Oh and your sister too. You know what that means don’t you…YEP…well preserved and smelling like flowers. Enjoy those baggy, fish smelling buckets with Kipper flipper sides…they WILL give you the time of day, I won’t :)

© Nicola Jenkins ~ All Rights Reserved.

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